Tomorrow, January 20, 2009, sometime shortly after 12:00p.m., we, as conservative Republicans will lose all the liberties we've known over the past eight years. Actually, now that I think about it, all Americans will lose will those liberties.
-The freedom, having never been attacked since 9/11/01.
-The freedom of being straight (i.e. not having to go outside and watch two individuals of the same sex getting their funk on in public and not be able to legally show your disdain for it).
-The ability to actually "mind your own business"... That is to say, the ability to run your own business and do it with a profit. Why will we lose that? Because, if you're making a profit, you're doing something wrong. You lose the benefits of a bailout when you learn how to make a company turn a profit.... ... Thanks for the Motivation, Feds! Gotta love that Bernanke.
All that and so much more will be lost circa noon tomorrow. Congrats, folks!
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