Osama: *dials 1-800-KICKED UR ARSE*.
Navy: Hello and thanks for calling 1-800-KICKED UR ARSE. Press 1 for "Willful surrender". Press 2 for "Lethal Injection". Press 3 for "SHIAT HIT THE FAN, YOU'RE DEAD!"
Osama: *Presses 3*.
Navy: GREAT CHOICE! Your order should arrive soon. Thanks for calling. Good bye. *gunshot firing is heard, as phone drops to ground*
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